Stinky Coffee Shits Gift Set
Stinky Coffee Shits Gift Set
Represent the stages of cause and effect with this start to finish Coffee Shits gift set. Includes can glass, matches, and candle.
16oz Can Glass "Cold Brew Gives Me Coffee Shits"
Light a match!
Best for terrible coffee shits, usable for any stank.
Our matches come in a stylish glass vessel with a cork top that looks nice in any living room or arsonist's dungeon. The striker on the bottom of the vessel also makes it the perfect match carrier for travel purposes.
50 matches per jar. Match length is 3 inches.
Anything would smell better than what you did to this bathroom. Light a candle you lavatorial miscreant!
Size: 8 oz. Candle... Y oz. Pour
Fragrance: Fragrance of the Week
Approximately Z hour burn-time
Clean burning premium soy wax blend
Lead-free wick
Printed AND poured in St. Paul, MN